2003-07-29

Oh my GOD, how could I have forgotten to tell you about the highlight of my entire Montr�al experience?

Sitting on a patio on St Denis Street, I saw a guy being pushed along in a wheelchair. He looked to be mentally handicapped. And someone had seen fit to dress him up in one of those �FBI � Female Body Inspector� T-shirts. Sweet fucking Jesus. I nearly spit my beer all over the table.

(Shut up. You think it�s funny too. Admit it.)