2003-10-31

Well, I�m still alive. But I feel as though I have been put in a mangle and mangled within an inch of my life. But it is Halloween! And I am happy! I�m going to the Dom, of course: last year the bartender wore a too-tight, threadbare, mangy pink terrycloth bunnyrabbit suit and stumbled around humping people�s legs. Boy, you can�t pay for that kind of ambiance.

I promise to produce a quality entry tomorrow. I might need a brain transplant to do it, though, because I plan to drink myself inside fucking out. Cheers!