2003-04-01

Oh, here�s a little tidbit I forgot to mention yesterday, or rather probably blocked of my memory out as a coping mechanism: Sis is back with Spank Monkey. Oh yes, you heard right. The porn-surfing, long-distance-call-making, THREAT-UTTERING turd with legs is now back in Sis�s life, and by proxy, in mine.

This is after he sent her an e-mail saying he would never forgive her for making him drive home drunk in the middle of the night, because obviously she has �no regard� for his life. I beg your fucking pardon, piss ant? Who exactly was �making� whom do ANYTHING? And who is not forgiving WHOM now? Silly, silly me. How dare we demand that he leave the premises after making drunken threats! Obviously we should have just smiled indulgently � boys will be boys, after all! He was clearly in no state to be out there in the cruel, cruel world! We should have made him some cocoa and tucked him into bed. Bitches, we.

Needless to say, Sis is under strict instructions that Spank Monkey is not to enter into my line of vision, earshot, or arms� reach, lest I remove his face with my bare hands.