2003-09-18

I saw Cabin Fever last night. What can I say? I’m in love. They had me at “That isn’t funny!” “Yeah it is you fucking slut!” I haven’t laughed like that in a coon’s age. There’s, like, a deranged kung-fu-fighting kid with a mullet who screams “PANCAKES!” while attacking people and biting their hands. It just doesn’t come much better than that, folks. Go see it this instant, or I’ll track you down and spit on your children, see if I don't.

Random weirdness: J has a coworker who claims to be building a robot. What does this robot do? “Well, you can have sex with it,” he says. “That’s pretty basic, though. Afterwards, it tells you that you need to lose fifty pounds.” What is the robot’s name? “Rub-A-Bot.” Oh yeah.