2003-09-17

OK, my job doesn’t suck that badly: while it might blow goats in a metaphorical way, at least it never does so literally. Never let it be said I don’t have a sense of perspective.

My job would suck much less, however, if I could make my boss walk the plank: Yarr! Talk Like a Pirate – the biggest thing since walking like an Egyptian. (Be sure to check out t’ translator, mateys!)

Advance apologies for the paucity of wit hereabouts for the next little while. I’m mucking around in Photoshop all day like a happy pig in shit. New template ho! Avast! However, once I’ve tinkered with the layout to my heart’s content, I promise to tickle your fancies with many a heartwarming tale of my sister, who is now fucking the next-door neighbors. Oh yes she is.