2005 entries 2004 entries 2003 entries 2002 entries 2003-12-31 - Hot frat guys 2003-12-29 - Boredom is as boredom does 2003-12-27 - Holiday fugue state 2003-12-23 - Some of my best friends have been gay hobbits. 2003-12-22 - Christmas shopping for my selfish self 2003-12-19 - "CRIME bogus fish" 2003-12-18 - Cookie Monster in corduroys 2003-12-16 - Bless me, Interweb, for I have sinned 2003-12-15 - You like me! You really, really...whatever. 2003-12-12 - The big announcement 2003-12-10 - Groping the Minister 2003-12-09 - Immigrant-B-Gon 2003-12-08 - "Sweet," my ass 2003-12-05 - Starving orphan amputees 2003-12-04 - Your badge, and your gun 2003-12-02 - Revenge of the sleep deprived 2003-12-01 - Nice rack 2003-11-30 - Being a grown-up is fun 2003-11-27 - Larry Spencer 2003-11-26 - A pictoral history of Robin 2003-11-25 - Boarding gate nostalgia 2003-11-24 - Beat it, space alien 2003-11-22 - Life at the Oak 2003-11-20 - Lettre d'amour 2003-11-19 - Laughing all the way to the bog 2003-11-17 - Home improvement enforcer 2003-11-15 - Twelve Percent Beer! 2003-11-13 - Life on Neptune 2003-11-12 - Funked up the P-Funk 2003-11-11 - Hollywood is stalking me 2003-11-10 - I said MINISTER'S OFFICE 2003-11-08 - Hands-free, brain-free 2003-11-05 - Sniffin' the J-Lo stank 2003-11-04 - Damn you, little sailor 2003-11-03 - New Chicklit article! 2003-11-02 - Halloween photos 2003-10-31 - Halloween! 2003-10-30 - Twee pumpkin crafts! 2003-10-28 - Meta-entry 2003-10-27 - Brainless invader 2003-10-24 - Goodbye meal -- of BRAINS! 2003-10-23 - Photography and falafel 2003-10-22 - The bus to Hell 2003-10-20 - Movin' on up 2003-10-17 - New job blues 2003-10-16 - Happy birthday to GD! 2003-10-15 - Tin Man tears 2003-10-14 - Toronto photos 2003-10-09 - Toronto Ho! 2003-10-08 - It IS a tumour 2003-10-07 - Catalogue of Crazies 2003-10-06 - Calexico 2003-10-03 - Further adventures of Fat Kids 2003-10-02 - At work with the Plague 2003-10-01 - Self-indulgent pet photo 2003-09-30 - Training Day 2003-09-29 - Feel my wrath, pizza drone! 2003-09-26 - It's good to be normal 2003-09-25 - Sister antics and sensitivity training 2003-09-23 - Literary love 2003-09-22 - And lo, being in charge eats dick 2003-09-19 - Thank god it's time to stab someone in the neck 2003-09-18 - Rub-A-Bot 2003-09-17 - Talk Like a Pirate Day 2003-09-16 - Big Apple Debauchery 2003-09-11 - Big Apple ho! 2003-09-10 - Blaine's a fucking pain 2003-09-09 - Why My Boss is Annoying 2003-09-08 - Cider hangover 2003-09-05 - Corkscrew attack! 2003-09-04 - Winebeater 2003-09-03 - I'm poisoned! Fetch the Oban! 2003-09-02 - Busted 2003-08-29 - Zombie comix 2003-08-28 - Begone, stinky man! 2003-08-27 - Tough luck on the pot luck 2003-08-26 - Playing hooky 2003-08-25 - Unhappy Mondays 2003-08-22 - Gimme some love 2003-08-21 - Robin in action 2003-08-20 - Mr. Broken Face 2003-08-18 - T-Dot hits the spot 2003-08-15 - Blackout! 2003-08-14 - Midnight in the workshop of good and evil 2003-08-13 - Army of Retards! 2003-08-12 - New and improved! 2003-08-11 - Coolest yard sale EVER 2003-08-08 - Bossing myself around 2003-08-07 - Long Dong Halen 2003-08-06 - Hangover hoedown 2003-08-05 - Waiting for Julia Roberts 2003-08-04 - Diarist award nomination! 2003-08-01 - Musical Monkeyland 2003-07-31 - Spellbound 2003-07-30 - Bunny with a nail gun 2003-07-29 - Feeble-minded Body Inspector 2003-07-28 - Montr�al Lowdown 2003-07-25 - Article on Chicklit!! 2003-07-24 - Off to Montr�al 2003-07-23 - Charles Bronson and Vincent Price walk into a bar... 2003-07-22 - Pet pics 2003-07-21 - Jackass 2003-07-18 - Spam spam spam... 2003-07-16 - New Classic My Ass 2003-07-15 - Deliverance Country 2003-07-14 - 28 Days Later! Woo! 2003-07-11 - Creepy Old Men 2003-07-09 - No-Hand Blues! 2003-07-08 - White-water WHAT-ing? 2003-07-07 - Elvis Costello! 2003-07-04 - 4th of July well-wishing 2003-07-03 - Keep it succinct, sugarpants! 2003-07-02 - NYC adventures 2003-06-26 - Off to NYC 2003-06-25 - Monkey or chicken? 2003-06-23 - Vive le Qu�bec Ivre! 2003-06-20 - Winnipeg?! 2003-06-18 - Monkey Pox! 2003-06-17 - Please sir, more barley 2003-06-16 - Circle Jerks and Schnauzers 2003-06-13 - Working for the weekend 2003-06-12 - On the dole again 2003-06-11 - Pathos in two easy steps 2003-06-10 - Big bag of excrement! 2003-06-06 - My kingdom for a chiropractor 2003-06-05 - Flared Collars of the Damned 2003-06-04 - Beware the PERAMBULATOR! 2003-06-03 - Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow... 2003-06-02 - Children's theatre?! The fuck?? 2003-05-30 - New Classic My Ass 2003-05-29 - "Priorize" 2003-05-28 - AmStanky International 2003-05-27 - Confessions of a Friendster 2003-05-26 - New friends and body-cavity searches 2003-05-25 - Update from Detroit 2003-05-22 - Robin Smith, Ninja Assassin 2003-05-21 - A grim Outlook 2003-05-20 - Being Sunburned and Nothingness 2003-05-16 - Template ho 2003-05-15 - Say a prayer 2003-05-14 - Working girl 2003-05-13 - A pox on car alarms 2003-05-12 - Lost weekend 2003-05-09 - My salad please, Doctor Zeius 2003-05-08 - Vacation photos 2003-05-06 - Goodbye London, hello New York 2003-05-05 - The bitch is back 2003-05-02 - Last weekend in London 2003-04-28 - Yorkshire 2003-04-23 - Transmission from abroad 2003-04-21 - Postcard from London 2003-04-17 - Bon Voyage! 2003-04-16 - Fun with body-cavity searches 2003-04-15 - Say WHAT with flowers? 2003-04-14 - New Classic My Ass 2003-04-11 - Canadian celebs 2003-04-10 - Thrills, spills, and...bells 2003-04-09 - Yo, Heathcliff! Bring some of that over HERE! 2003-04-08 - Give me convenience AND give me death 2003-04-07 - Shove your low batteries where the sun don't shine 2003-04-03 - Must be one of those 24-hour tumours 2003-04-02 - Fuck you AGAIN, Canada Post 2003-04-01 - The Return of Spank Monkey 2003-03-31 - R is for Robin, who died of ennui 2003-03-28 - Happy Birthday to me 2003-03-27 - Attack of the Zombie Beaurocrats! 2003-03-26 - Your ass belongs to OC Transpo 2003-03-25 - "Dreamcatcher" 2003-03-24 - Shock the Monkey 2003-03-21 - Eau de Cougar 2003-03-19 - Beyond Tundradome 2003-03-18 - Seasons in the sun 2003-03-17 - Freedom Fries and green beer 2003-03-16 - Urgh! Brunch! 2003-03-14 - Sixth Signs 2003-03-13 - New Classic My Ass 2003-03-12 - Damn you, office karma! 2003-03-11 - "Becoming" 2003-03-10 - Poetry reading 2003-03-07 - Kara! Eat balls! 2003-03-05 - Death by precipitation 2003-03-04 - IKEA 2003-03-03 - Admin monkey bitches 2003-03-01 - Gimme some sugar, Alvin 2003-02-27 - There is no joy in stankville 2003-02-26 - No, really: "fist-fucking" 2003-02-25 - Brevity is the soul of shit 2003-02-24 - JonasParker live 2003-02-21 - If you can read this, you're too close, cuntbag 2003-02-20 - Free socks! 2003-02-19 - Let It Cocoa Bean 2003-02-18 - Caveman love 2003-02-17 - Wave of Degradation 2003-02-15 - Damn Visigoths 2003-02-14 - Classic my ass! 2003-02-13 - A fucking sonnet 2003-02-12 - I cunt, you cunt, he cunts... 2003-02-11 - Too much information 2003-02-10 - If you loved me, you'd let me eat your brain 2003-02-07 - Guinness...now in pitchers 2003-02-06 - To heck with you, anus! 2003-02-05 - The answer is "lovably neurotic" 2003-02-04 - Joe Millionaire 2003-02-03 - I've got your fucking paper jam right here 2003-02-01 - That fucking Hepa filter 2003-01-31 - Luke! Take an antihistamine! 2003-01-30 - Livin' in the fridge 2003-01-29 - The agony and the stink-assity 2003-01-28 - Bring me the head of Oscar the Grouch 2003-01-27 - Stayin' aLOUD 2003-01-24 - Fuck Toronto transit 2003-01-23 - Palpitations of what now? 2003-01-22 - Cold enough for ya? SHUT UP! 2003-01-21 - I see London, I see France... 2003-01-20 - Sweet zombie goodness 2003-01-17 - Gojiro! 2003-01-16 - "Pro-Vitamins"? I'm anti-vitamin myself. 2003-01-15 - "Special" delivery 2003-01-14 - Developmentally RETARDED, dammit 2003-01-13 - Let it blow me 2003-01-11 - The truth about Wales 2003-01-10 - "Zombies to arrest motionless death" 2003-01-09 - The gods must be fishing 2003-01-08 - Karmic arithmetic 2003-01-07 - Scouting sucks like a chest wound 2003-01-06 - Blandman's essay contest 2003-01-05 - Wet, naked, and pissed off 2003-01-04 - Velvet art and Tiki gods 2003-01-03 - Doin' it twice 2003-01-03 - Barfing in Day-Glo 2003-01-02 - More fun with hangovers 2003-01-01 - The road to Hell LINKS DAMN HELL ASS KINGS UNIVERSAL DONOR BOOK OF RATINGS IZZLE PFAFF PABLO KICKASSO TOWELPHASER VODKA CATATONIC DISCO THE KID 12% BEER