2005 entries 2004 entries 2003 entries 2002 entries 2002-12-31 - New Year's grieve 2002-12-30 - Auld Lang Whine 2002-12-29 - Historic linguistics?! 2002-12-28 - Kill me. Please. 2002-12-26 - Why hello, Miss Kitty 2002-12-26 - Thank baby Jesus for gift certificates 2002-12-23 - Santa-nista 2002-12-22 - Giant, sweaty, lubed-up consumerist orgy 2002-12-19 - "I'll let you live this time." 2002-12-18 - Christmas Potty 2002-12-17 - Going Postal 2002-12-16 - Book club geek-speak 2002-12-15 - Passive or aggressive? Fight or flight? 2002-12-15 - Spank monkey blues 2002-12-14 - Le Chat Noir 2002-12-12 - "All alone in the moon...OW!" 2002-12-11 - Hydrocephalicious! 2002-12-11 - Peel me a fucking grape 2002-12-10 - At least set yourselves on fire while you're at it. 2002-12-09 - Have a Helen Keller Christmas 2002-12-08 - Could you hold my keys while I barf please, Mr Hoffa? 2002-12-06 - More holiday cheer 2002-12-05 - Holiday cheer 2002-12-04 - When I was a smut peddler 2002-12-03 - 'Das Poop'...BWAHA! 2002-12-02 - My cubicle is an excreta-free zone, sorry 2002-12-01 - I smell tit! 2002-11-29 - No, the OTHER Robert Frost 2002-11-28 - Action THIS, mofo 2002-11-27 - The consumptive look 2002-11-26 - Please, sir, may I have more carpet lint? 2002-11-25 - "Sonofabitching"! Hee. 2002-11-23 - Free cream! 2002-11-21 - Thank you for not breeding 2002-11-20 - Reward THIS, fuckwads 2002-11-18 - Hittin' the big time 2002-11-14 - FIRE! ...psych! 2002-11-14 - Halloween photo 2002-11-12 - Card patrol 2002-11-11 - "I Shout Love" 2002-11-09 - Love letter to the Blues 2002-11-08 - Boredom kills 2002-11-06 - Don't go sucking waterfalls 2002-11-04 - Dali was a surrealist, you twit 2002-11-01 - "You have very shapely legs." 2002-10-31 - Night of the Living Bridesmaid 2002-10-30 - Death to Judy 2002-10-27 - Lucio Fulci is my god 2002-10-23 - Fashion victims 2002-10-21 - Art school antics 2002-10-18 - Shut up, assbags 2002-10-17 - Ow, my braaaaiiiiiiins... 2002-10-12 - Pictures pictures pictures! 2002-10-10 - All about Robin LINKS DAMN HELL ASS KINGS UNIVERSAL DONOR BOOK OF RATINGS IZZLE PFAFF PABLO KICKASSO TOWELPHASER VODKA CATATONIC DISCO THE KID 12% BEER