2002-12-01

Highlights of this weekend�s conversations over pints:

�There�s NOTHING FUNNY about a buffet.�

�What?! Tom Selleck had sexy thighs!�

�I command you! LOOK AT MY CROTCH!�

�Be gentle with me. I have a latex allergy.�

�How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?�
�I don�t know � fake an orgasm?�

�You�ll do fine. Just show them your boobs.�

�NOW who�s laughing like an old German lady, huh? NOW WHO IS??�

�I smell tit!�

�DON�T CLENCH! I lost my contact in your ass crack!�

...My friends and I seem to be rather a puerile lot, don't we?