2002-11-23

In the bathroom at work yesterday, someone left a bottle of Alfred Sung hand cream on the counter. It was full, but had obviously already been opened. Underneath the bottle, on a folded Post-it, was a note reading �Free cream!� Mmmm-HMMM. I love that exclamation point. It really makes the sale. �Hey!� says the exclamation point. �This isn�t just ANY creepy, already-used bottle of hand cream lying about in a public toilet! This hand cream is exciting! This cream has all sorts of fun, exotic germs from an anonymous, cream-distributing stranger, just waiting for YOU! Don�t miss out!�

�Free cream!� is the name of my second album.