2003-12-15

Thanks to the tireless clicking of my devoted fans, I have won a Diarist award. Hooray! We did this together, team! I�d like to thank all the little people who made this possible�yes, I�m talking about all the midgets I made fun of along the way. This one�s for you, you freakish little runts!

Today was day two at work with no sign of upper management. I�m beginning to feel a little like Robinson Crusoe, wandering about the deserted cubicles, left to my own resources. Soon I�ll assemble discarded power cords into a crude cat o� nine tails, with which I�ll harness the feral admin staff to my will. THEN we�ll get this country running shipshape!