2003-12-15

Thanks to the tireless clicking of my devoted fans, I have won a Diarist award. Hooray! We did this together, team! I’d like to thank all the little people who made this possible…yes, I’m talking about all the midgets I made fun of along the way. This one’s for you, you freakish little runts!

Today was day two at work with no sign of upper management. I’m beginning to feel a little like Robinson Crusoe, wandering about the deserted cubicles, left to my own resources. Soon I’ll assemble discarded power cords into a crude cat o’ nine tails, with which I’ll harness the feral admin staff to my will. THEN we’ll get this country running shipshape!