2003-03-04

Tonight I�m going to get in touch with my inner yuppie. I�m going to IKEA. I admit it � I love IKEA. The furniture is overpriced and crappy, but I am such a sucker for a gimmick. Everything has a name! Every lamp, every towel hook, every CD holder has a vaguely Scandinavian-sounding name: �Hey, do you like my new dish rack? It�s Bj�rgen!� IKEA also proves yet again that everything is cooler with an umlaut, be it hair metal or modular furniture. Those wacky Swedes!