2002-12-01

Highlights of this weekend’s conversations over pints:

“There’s NOTHING FUNNY about a buffet.”

“What?! Tom Selleck had sexy thighs!”

“I command you! LOOK AT MY CROTCH!”

“Be gentle with me. I have a latex allergy.”

“How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?”
“I don’t know – fake an orgasm?”

“You’ll do fine. Just show them your boobs.”

“NOW who’s laughing like an old German lady, huh? NOW WHO IS??”

“I smell tit!”

“DON’T CLENCH! I lost my contact in your ass crack!”

...My friends and I seem to be rather a puerile lot, don't we?